The other day I was browsing the Playstation store and discovered there’s a new House Party movie. Curiosity got the better of me and I watched the trailer. There are bad movies, there are really bad movies, and then there’s House Party 5 which, believe it or not, costs like ten bucks to watch. You don’t need to see the movie to make that assumption. Hell, you don’t even have to see the trailer to know it’s likely the worst movie of 2013.
There was one user review. The rater gave it one star. This means:
1. Someone actually paid to see House Party 5.
2. They hated it.
What were they expecting? Did they see the trailer and think, “That might be good”? Did they accidentally rent it? Did a toddler get a hold of their remote and find his way to the checkout screen?